As COVID-19 has spread across the globe, businesses have prudently shut down offices and moved millions of employees from corporate desks to their domestic couches. Many of us are quarantined in too-small spaces, often with our children, hopping on Zoom meetings like everything is business as usual. And it kind of is, until your kid inevitably runs into the room, cutting off your boss mid-sentence, shouting, http://www.bbc.co.uk/search?q=naked cam “Poo poo!” Work culture will need to adjust to the new normal, in which toddlers and flatulent dogs are our coworkers. It inevitably will. But until then, here are some of the worst work-from-home fails we’ve seen in the past week. They prove that, however rough your work-from-home experience has been, it could have been a lot worse. Blame it on the roommate Whole house WFH day 1 report: I whispered “I LOVE YOU” loudly into what turned out to be my spouse’s active meeting headset mic. ???? — Lindsay Crudele ???????? (@thelindsayist) March 12, 2020 Strange new WFH universe pillow talk is your partner saying "I agree with what you were saying in that meeting this afternoon" — Emily Kager (@EmilyKager) March 18, 2020 Day 3 of WFH and my family started screaming while I was in a meeting and my coworker remarked: "Now I understand why you prefer to go into the office everyday." — rimsha (@rimshutup) March 18, 2020 Unexpected partial nudity Pro-tip: if you and your husband are both working from home, check to see if he's on a four-way video call BEFORE running past the office naked to get a towel from the linen closet. #RealStory #COVID19 #WFH https://t.co/axghUWjvs2 — Christina Kerby (@ChristinaKerby) March 13, 2020 Big WFH learning for me today. ???? Remind Ryan to put some clothes on before he goes into the bathroom first thing in the morning. Today he walked past my team video call BUTT naked ????????♀️ SOOOOOOO FUNNY ???? — Amanda Baker (@amandahustled) March 17, 2020 First day of working from home is going great. On a video call meeting with my 2 girl teammates and my brother walks into the room with only his boxers on. Happy WFH!???? — Marissa Notaro (@xoxomarissmarie) March 16, 2020 Wild animals The story of my WFH ???? pic.twitter.com/WlGNpb2ToF — டோனி ஸ்டார்க் – Tony Stark (@psam1997) March 18, 2020 The people on this conference call don’t know, but I BARELY muted my micrphone before my dog did something I can only describe as a yell barf. — Hand Stanitizer Horaczek (@stanhoraczek) March 18, 2020 Working from home today and my cat optioned to join me for my work meeting. She means business. pic.twitter.com/yqNQhPOQk2 — Misheal Crocker (@M_C_Crocker) March 13, 2020 First WFH meeting and my dog decides to show his ass ????????♂️ — Quan (@QuanTarantino_) March 16, 2020 just started talking to my cat in the middle of a 68-person zoom meeting—and i wasn't muted!!! send the meteor!!!! — daniel taroy (@danieltaroy) March 16, 2020 Teleconferencing is hard WFH: – join meeting – unmute to speak – washing machine starts spinning – hurriedly get up to escape the noise – not realise charger is plugged in – proceed to loudly knock pint of water + cup of coffee all over *everything* – …continue speaking calmly as if nothing happened — ???????????????????????? (@ComethTheNerd) February 11, 2020 hashtag wfh Looks (everyone including me had their cameras turned off) pic.twitter.com/F41VcxIbnX — that fucking bug woman again (@taxxonomic) March 18, 2020 I'm in a WFH meeting and my Google Home just answered a question someone on the video call asked, unprompted. I nearly jumped out of my skin. pic.twitter.com/Z5Bv4coG3u — Ashley Casperite (@missalwayswrite) October 16, 2019 Every WFH meeting so far: "I'm sorry, you go…" "no, sorry I-" "Well what I was sayi-" "I'm sorry, were you saying something?" "Go ahead, no sorry, you go…" *5 voices speak at once* *suddenly no one speaks* **SLOW PORTAL ZOOM INTENSIFIES DURING AWKWARD SILENCE**#COVID19 — Kaleb Coleman [AR/VR] (@kalebcoleman) March 11, 2020 This AM, WFH and prepping for 5 meetings: Me: I don't have to put make-up on! Camera's pretty blurry, no one's gonna see this nose zit. First meeting: Coworker: There's something stuck to your nose. Is it food? Subsequent meetings: Me: Yes, it's a zit, let's move on. ???? — Philina Fan (@skyeezfalling) March 11, 2020 Don’t say “I heard email got coronavirus” in a wfh comms meeting. It does not land. — Aaron Pobre (@aaronnotpoor) March 12, 2020 WFH Side effect: We can no longer use "Sorry we're getting kicked out of this room" as an excuse to end a meeting on time. — Josh Newton (@nooneswatching) March 17, 2020 Trying to press the 'leave meeting' button really fast on Zoom so I don't have to hold my awkward goodbye face for more than a second#WFH #workingfromhome pic.twitter.com/O7aRoSLnEq — Heather DeLand (@HeatherDeLand) March 17, 2020 Body sounds day 1 of WFH and i already burped on a bluejeans meeting thinking i was on mute???? — kief (@grtbarrierkief) March 16, 2020 WFH Day 3: Was in a 15 person online meeting, thought I was muted, farted really loudly………. shit ???? — Yvette Chua (@yvettemc18) March 18, 2020 Challenges of interior design If you do WFH and have a Skype meeting, always consider if the 'art' on the wall is: A) In shot B) Appropriate pic.twitter.com/CqRAvCV4AF — Gareth Barlow (@GarethBarlow) March 18, 2020 @MantonJen has this #WFH all sorted….. pic.twitter.com/Qj7LRYAY9m — Ramsay Jones CBE (@Ramsay59) March 18, 2020 WFH Update: We don’t really have desk/office chairs so I’ve been using this rickety folding chair, which just gave out. I tumbled cartoonishly to the floor. Thankfully, this was just prior to my morning Zoom meeting. — Zack Mohlis (@zmohlis) March 18, 2020 The subject of every WFH Zoom meeting is actually "oh so that's where you live." — R/GA (@RGA) March 11, 2020 I’m not losing it, you’re losing it! Ready for my daily team meeting – wfh style. #workingfromhome #SocialDistancingNow pic.twitter.com/5IYPbFt1Ft — Anne (@AnnieB1456) March 17, 2020 Kids saying the darndest things WFH diary, day 1: ???? Power went out during recording ???? Contruction workers are extra loud today ???? Daughter walked in on a meeting singing “I like banaaaaanas” at the top of her lungs — Howard Pinsky (@Pinsky) March 13, 2020 Day 1 of mandatory #WFH while watching a sick kid: pretty good, other than my 4-y/o running into the middle of a supervision meeting yelling “DADA, I HAVE TO POOP!” Textbook “disorienting moment” pedagogy! — Blake Reid (@blakereid) March 11, 2020 My kid just walked into my video conference, yelled "look at my penis," and hit the button on his fart machine. Working from home going really great! — Jenna Weiss-Berman (@WBJenna) March 17, 2020 Okay, this is a work-from-home win To be in active status while WFH.. ???? #workingfromhome pic.twitter.com/wllOPuzvcQ — Bharat (@Bharat53021017) March 18, 2020
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